Head Cannon Presents - Mary Poppins Returns (A Dirty Sons Of Pitches Special)

Okay, so its the holidays, and I didn't have time to edit the next episode, so I'm cross posting this for the week. If you don't listen to either of my other podcasts, sometimes on the Dirty Sons Of Pitches we do a thing called What The Hell Did We Just Watch?, where we deconstruct a movie that we both saw that made use angry, confused, bewildered, or all of the above. We recently did one on the new Mary Poppins Returns, because it kind of broke us. I don't like to do this, since it feels like a cop out in lieu of a new episode, but this happens to be the most fun I've had on a podcast in a while and maybe one of the funniest I've been a part of in some time as well, so I think its a fine exception.

New episode next week, a Franchise Retrospective that features my new worst movie watched for the podcast. That's right, worse than Project Metalbeast, worse than Robin And The Dreamweavers. Even worse than The Invisible Maniac. See you in 2019.

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Head Cannon - Episode #020 - A Wind Named Amnesia

This week, its a special choice episode where I dispense with the randomization and pick a movie I just want to watch for the hell of it. My selection is the 1990 anime film A Wind Named Amnesia, a movie I watched as a kid while looking for boobs on the Independent Film Channel, instead discovering a world of mech robots and post apocalyptic tragedy that sparked an abiding love of Japanese Animation in me that persists to this day. It also has boobs in it. 

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Head Cannon - Episode #019 - Planet Of The Vampires

This week, I take on the 1965 Mario Bava film Planet of the Vampires, a movie definitely set on a planet with literally no vampires. Not even like there might be vampires somewhere else on the planet we don't see. It's an alien world with the only life, undead or otherwise, clearly indicated as decidedly not vampiric. Enjoy

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Head Cannon Presents - Delgo! A Saturday Night Jive Crossover

This week, Head Cannon crosses over with my other podcast Saturday Night Jive, where my brother and I take on the specially requested animated film Delgo. For the sake of consistency, I won't go into further detail, so that this description is as mediocre as the movie itself. Also, I'm a lazy piece of shit, which is a bigger twist than anything in the movie Delgo.

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Head Cannon - Episode #018 - The Assignment

This week, I take on The Assignment, the somewhat controversial straight to video action film about a forced gender reassignment surgery on the wrong guy slash girl. It's incredibly underwhelming, but my pitches for the franchise are at least whelming or better. Enjoy.

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