Saturday, February 23, 2019

Head Cannon - Episode #026 - Exterminator City


This week I take on Exterminator City, by far the weirdest movie I've watched for the podcast so far, and that's saying something. This is a hidden gem if there ever was one, full of murderous robot puppets, demons with Hitler mustaches, screaming porn stars, and a fiercely independent approach that inspired a deep and thoughtful examination of the true meaning of art. And boobs. Many, many boobs.


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Saturday, February 16, 2019

Head Cannon - Double Feature #001 - Oblivion

This week I take on my first Double Feature Special with the Full Moon cult classic Sci-Fi Western Duology Oblivion. It's Gunsmoke in space, if Matt Dillon was the wimpiest motherfucker you've ever seen in your life. There's a lot of fun, a little cheese, and some offensive Native American brown face just for good measure. Enjoy.


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Saturday, February 9, 2019

Head Cannon - Episode #025 - Cyber Ninja


This week I take on Cyber Ninja, a tokusatsu martial arts movie that tickled all of my 20 year old Power Rangers kid fancies with giant robot pagoda tanks, regular sized robots that are also ninjas, boss monsters and boss monster bosses, electrified bullet swords, and a tender story about brotherly love where everyone dies horribly. Enjoy.






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Saturday, February 2, 2019

Head Cannon - Episode #024 - Sorceress

This week I tackle Sorceress, a Sword and Sorcery epic from the mind of Jim Wyrnowski so bad it compelled feminist exploitation legend Jack Hill to leave the film-making business altogether. It's got skinny dipping twins, dong waggling Satyrs, self-immolating Kung Fu Gandalf, vagina stabbing gauntlets, and the scariest Lovecraftian hand puppet you'll ever see. Enjoy?

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Saturday, January 26, 2019

Head Cannon - Episode #023 - Rubin And Ed

This week, I watched Rubin And Ed and instantly regretted it. It has Crispin Glover in it, who is good as always, and even he couldn't save it. When my first reference point for a movie is the Gus Van Sant film Gerry, you know you got problems. Enjoy.


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Saturday, January 19, 2019

Head Cannon - Episode #022 - Light Blast

This week, I take on Light Blast, an 80s action movie starring Erik Estrada and a giant face melting laser beam. Never before has a movie been so satisfying while being built around the same special effect stolen from a much better movie, and just repeated over and over again. Also, Erik Estrada is a fine looking man and when he wears nothing but a speedo, I discover some new things about myself. Enjoy.


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Saturday, January 12, 2019

Head Cannon - Episode #021 - Neon Maniacs

Welcome to Season Three of Head Cannon! This week I take on Neon Maniacs, a movie that's kinda dumb, and only kind of a movie. Pieced together from spare parts after several budget shortfalls and production stoppages, the result is an uneven mess of a thing with some potential, and a lot of bullshit to sift through to find it. Enjoy!


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