Head Cannon - Episode #017 - Project Metalbeast

This week, I take on Project Metalbeast, a movie that should have been about cyborg werewolves, but wasn't. This movie cheated me out of the coolest thing ever, and it doesn't deserve its bad-ass title or Barry Bostwick. I try to salvage my disappoint by pitching much better movies vaguely inspired by this shitty one. I think I mostly succeeded, but admittedly it was a low bar. Enjoy?

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Head Cannon - Episode #016 - Matango: Attack Of The Mushroom People

This week, I munch on Matango, a Japanese monster movie about killer mushrooms that terrorize a crew of shipwrecked vacationers, and by terrorize, I mean they don't really show up until the last twenty minutes, and then just sort of shuffle around and laugh maniacally, unless you're stupid enough to eat them even after you've been told they're poisonous. They're mushrooms, what are you gonna do? 

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Head Cannon - Episode #015 - Collision Course

This week I take on Collision Course, a delightful buddy cop movie from both the 80's and the 90s where Jay "Poopy Butt" Leno and Pat Morita doing a funny voice team up to solve racial tensions in economically depressed Detroit. Spoilers: This movie contains the greatest sequence in the history of film.

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Head Cannon - Episode #014 - Robin And The Dreamweavers

This week, I take on Robin And The Dreamweavers, a movie with XXX Big Boobs and other things that help with search engine optimization, because for some reason people who search for podcasts still look up porn that they can listen to I guess. This movie is garbage, but the podcast sifts through the trash like always.

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