Head Cannon - Episode #013 - Golden Needles

This week, I take on the Joe Don Baker Kung Fu classic Golden Needles, a wacky globetrotting scavenger hunt for an ancient Chinese acupuncture model promising orgasmic immortality to whoever is willing to commit arson or wrestle naked old dudes to possess it. Yeah, this one was weird. The phrase "montage of dick explosions" comes up at one point. Enjoy.

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Head Cannon - Episode #012 - Fade To Black

This week I take on the 1980 horror flick Fade To Black, a character study of a young movie nerd who busted out cosplay before it was cool and before there were interesting pop culture icons to dress up as. So instead we get Hopalong Cassady. Ugh. Sorry for the weird edit at the beginning, but I'm bad at editing podcasts and too lazy to go back and correct a simple mistake. 

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Head Cannon - Episode #011 - The Lost Empire

Welcome to Season Two of Head Cannon! This week I take on my first Jim Wyrnowski movie - The Lost Empire from the year of my birth 1985, a cheesy riff on old serials filled with boobs, boobs, and more boobs. And also some boobs.

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Head Cannon Presents: Movie Matters #3 - Venom (2018) and Sony's Alien Bukkake Fetish

Crisis on Infinite Podcasts! This week Head Cannon crosses over with my other podcast, The Dirty Sons Of Pitches, so my co-host Nate and I can talk about how terrible the new Venom movie is, and the important social issue of...how terrible it is? Okay, this is kind of cheating, but I don't have another place for this. Also, Venom fucking sucked ass.

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Head Cannon - Franchise Retrospective #001 - The Tetsuo Trilogy

This week, I tackle the first of many franchise retrospectives, analyzing an entire film series all at once. First up, the Tetsuo Trilogy, from Iron Man to Bullet Man. Drill Dicks, Hose Dicks, Gun Dicks. All sorts of dicks.

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